Legends tell that many moons ago, before the current moons of our times, when the moons were plentiful and full of vitality, a glorious sound permeated ears throughout the land. The gods had brought down seven sacred souls to heal the distraught citizens, who were confused and troubled by the confusing troubles of the time. It was a time with no ‘tegridy, no ‘tegridy at’all. The sacred seven decided that now, indeed now was the time for ‘tegridy. With their rough knowledge of the instruments they had been given, and their love for a good party, they set out across the land of many moons attempting to bring ‘tegridy to all. Many doubted their voyage, but with time and practice, a workout montage or two, late nights, nipple deep pow turns, and the luck of an old ham sandwich which their drummer refused to throw away, the sacred seven began to hone and dial their skills.
They took the name of Puddle, which translates in ancient Greek to, “A crew of charismatic and handsome travelers (some more charismatic and handsome than others) who seek to party and spread the love of music.” It wasn’t long before they attracted a crowd from near and far, but mostly near, bringing good times and late nights to those who joined. While the elder scrolls describe their music as, “pretty alright”, their energy and parties were, “the sickest thine kingdom had ever seen.” Slowly, peace and happiness became constant in this ancient land, and the Puddle seven decided it was time to rest, for their duties hath been fulfilled. They receded into the mist, which looked super cool if you got to see it, but you didn’t get to see it so just use your imagination. HOWEVER! It would appear that the world has once again lost its ‘tegridy. The seven have sensed this, and they have returned, united under the flag of Puddle. The frog advocating, rock n’ roll funk fusion, modern belly dance ensemble is here to spread the joy of a musical party throughout the land, and bring ‘tegridy to those who’ve lost it.
